chickens don't clap

tupacabra: when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:46:27 +0200

when my mom was pregnant she would put a walkman up to her stomach and play cher’s greatest hits and she apologizes for it every day because she thinks that’s what made me gay

amazzingphil: [IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:45:43 +0200

amazzingphil:

[IT IS PERFECTLY OKAY TO LOVE A BAND’S MOST POPULAR SONG THERE IS A REASON IT IS THEIR MOST POPULAR SONG]

uswntvideos: That moment when a legend bids her final farewell...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:33:57 +0200

uswntvideos:

That moment when a legend bids her final farewell to a team that she helped build. [x]

geekdonnatroy: castayel: fuchsimeon: viperpilot: Well, this...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:33:41 +0200

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone.

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

textpoops: “Hello stock photo models today I have some great...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:32:38 +0200

textpoops:

“Hello stock photo models today I have some great ideas”

mspgay: snorlaxatives: snorlaxatives: aaaaalrighty-then: snorlaxatives: why is being alive so...

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:32:27 +0200

mspgay:

snorlaxatives:

snorlaxatives:

aaaaalrighty-then:

snorlaxatives:

why is being alive so expensive

You spelled “suck” wrong.

???????????????????????????????

i literally can’t even tell what you’re trying to say

why is being alive so suck

why is being alive suck

why is suck

suck is being alive so expensive

why suck so expensive

?????

Women with a taste for blood

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:24:55 +0200

Women with a taste for blood

Some profanity I'd like to hear more often:

Fri, 24 May 2013 17:09:06 +0200

tittybasket:

1800chokethath0e:

lucatastrophe:

“For the sake of fuck”

“For shitting out loud”

“For the fuck of God”

“Don’t go fucking yourself in the foot”

“I hope I don’t fuck the toaster on this”

“Fuckwad”

“Cocktard”

“Shitbeak”

“Cuntsteak”

“Dunderfuck”

cuntsteak i’m gonna use that one.

These are magical, and I need to not fuck some toasters today

amoying: give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof, raise the roof

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:54:39 +0200

amoying:

give birth to the roof, feed the roof, nurture the roof,

raise the roof

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:51:41 +0200

akanedee: if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:49:17 +0200

akanedee:

if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence

elramoncortez: Last minute of the Gold Medal game and some of...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:48:33 +0200

elramoncortez:

Last minute of the Gold Medal game and some of my favorite highlights from the celebration. No commentary only natural audio.

hope-yolo:

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:47:47 +0200

hope-yolo:

princessaryastark: Game of Thrones || 02x10 || 03x03 ||...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:47:02 +0200

princessaryastark:

Game of Thrones || 02x10 || 03x03 || 03x06 || 03x08

felonyfey: decayedintelligence: There is this flooding...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:46:48 +0200

felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:

There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever.

arabela25: Stockholm according to Lynda Woodruff

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:41:38 +0200

arabela25:

Stockholm according to Lynda Woodruff

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:41:11 +0200

Photo

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:40:27 +0200

arabela25: Eurovision Song Contest 2013: the finalists’ parade...

Fri, 24 May 2013 16:40:02 +0200

arabela25:

Eurovision Song Contest 2013: the finalists’ parade (part 4)

urinatings: peels carrot you know, i never really believed in the economy

Fri, 24 May 2013 15:31:33 +0200

urinatings:

*peels carrot* you know, i never really believed in the economy